Trendy apps come and go, but here is a guide to set you up for success based on your dating goals and style. Take the quiz and keep track of your most chosen answer letters.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

a. Cheerios

b. stuffed omelet

c. avocado toast

d. full English breakfast

How many dates have you been on in the last month?

a. does a hookup count?

b. 5+

c. 1-4

d. 0

How do you spend Friday night?

a. Regatta

b. Brickell bar hopping

c. wine night

d. staying in bed

What is your ideal date?

a. Netflix n Chill

b. dinner and drinks

c. pottery class

d. comedy show

Do you like to yap?

a. no, the less words the better

b. I LOVE to yap

c. I prefer to listen

d. what is “yap”?

What is your type?

a. anything that moves

b. someone in the friend group

c. someone who gets me

d. idc, as long as I end up with a ring

What’s your go-to slide in?

a. hey

b. go off profile

c. personalized compliment

d. meaningful quote

Chose mostly a’s…

Hinge: You’re a bit of an introvert, looking to meet someone and have a connection with them. You don’t want to waste time with people who don’t add to your life.

Chose mostly b’s…

Tinder: You’re here for the vibes and live by the motto: “here for a good time, not a long time.” And, hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. 

Chose mostly c’s…

Bumble: You like taking matters into your own hand and being honest with yourself and others. You’re a bit of a romantic looking to find someone who shares similar interests as you. 

Chose mostly d’s

OKCupid: You like going with the flow and are not too serious about dating apps for dating reasons. You’re open to possible hook-ups, friendships or even short or long-term dating. However, you hate the whole swipe right-swipe left culture.

words_ariella green. illustration_andres alessandro. design_lizzie kristal.

This article was published in Distraction’s Winter 2024 print issue.

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