Before worrying about which bedazzled and colorful outfits will appear on your Instagram feed during musical festival season, you have to choose the right musical festival for you. Most of us couldn’t imagine someone with a severe disdain for EDM music attending Ultra or EDC. So take our quiz and find out which festival best suits your vibe. We don’t know everything, but calling Miami home has definitely taught us a thing or two about these kinds of events.

1. What genre of music do you like hearing when you’re out for a night on the town?

a. Country

b. EDM

c. Hip-hop and pop

2. Which of the following fashion staples are you most likely to wear?

a. A pair of cowboy boots

b. A neon bodysuit

c. A matching black set 

3. When you imagine yourself at your ideal musical festival, what kind of venue are you at?

a. A beachfront park away from the craziness of the bustling city with a calming ocean breeze

b. An easily accessible venue surrounded by other tourist attractions and thrilling nightlife

c. A controlled stadium environment that can manage a large, energized crowd

4. Which of the following artists would you want to see live in concert the most?

a. Luke Bryan

b. David Guetta

c. Kendrick Lamar

5. What makes or breaks the musical festival experience?

a. Being comfortable during performances

b. Diving head-first into the mosh pit

c. Looking as hot as possible

If you answered mostly A . . .

TORTUGA

Do you hate the chaos of traditional musical festivals? Held annually in Fort Lauderdale, Tortuga is perfect for all the music lovers out there who love the simple things in life and cannot resist the temptation of belting a Dolly Parton tune at every function. The festival’s seaside venue headlines some of the biggest acts in the country music business and gives you the opportunity to live out your ultimate cowgirl dreams. 

If you answered mostly B . . .

ULTRA

Have you ever thought about becoming a DJ or a bottle girl at a club? Do you spend your free time scouring the Internet for EDM mixes played at clubs or house parties? If so, your little techno heart needs to experience the thrill and excitement of Ultra. The best part is that the fun does not have to stop with Ultra; Bayshore Park’s prime location puts you within arm’s reach of some of Miami’s best bars and clubs where you can party your way through the night.

If you answered mostly C . . .

ROLLING LOUD

With international name recognition and sister shows in other cities, such as Los Angeles, Munich, New York and Toronto, Rolling Loud needs no introduction. The diverse lineup provides an opportunity for everyone to enjoy themselves among other rap and pop music fans. While Rolling Loud’s crowds cannot compete with the raves of Ultra, Rolling Loud may be a safer alternative for festival beginners who fear getting trampled during a performance.

words_andrew mccleskey. design_lizzie kristal.

This article was published in Distraction’s Summer 2023 print issue.

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