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Jackass of the Month

I have the pleasure of working at what I think is one of the best summer camps in Maine.

Unfortunately, my male co-workers aren’t always the sharpest tools in the shed. After a night of a few too many drinks, they went back to their bunks. Naturally, the fluids were flowing, and a bathroom run was necessary. Max Bergen, a counselor at camp and a student at the University of Maryland, made the ill-fated mistake of peeing on one of his campers. The next day, the camper reported the incident to the director, who confronted Max about it. Max wisely convinced the director that sleep walking was a serious genetic issue, and he must have committed the grotesque act in his unconscious state. The director believed him, and to this day it is still known as the “sleep-walking incident.”

words_erin lockwood

 

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